Nice weather were having

So it’s cold here in Sydney. I was up at 4am yesterday, I was on my way to the train station and i saw a dying English mountain climber. I had to leave him there as it was too late for him.

I found myself waiting at the train station for the non-existent train to arrive. Then a 40min wait in the blisteringly cold weather. My Sherpa guides said the train would be here in 5mins, that’s what they said 5mins ago...

I arrive at work and have to hack off 3 fingers that have given in to frost-bite. The boss says this won’t be covered by workers compensation. Damn!!.