Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Tech Support Quotes

Shredder:
"To many PC-illiterate users, you (as the builder and/or free tech support) are like the god of the computer, as in, everything that ever happens to the PC for it's entire life will be your doing or your responsibility. So you need to pick your jobs wisely, or make it VERY clear at the time exactly what you are and aren't covering.

For many users the best advice you can never give them is to carefully pack their computer up in it's original packaging, throw it in the trash, and never go near a computer again."

GreenBeret:
"Give a man a fish, and he'll be ringing you every night for more fish.

Teach a man to fish, he doesn't really want to learn but pretend to take notes, and will be ringing you every night about how your instructions don't work and he still needs help."

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